I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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