Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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