She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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