Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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