am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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