Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Randomize
