did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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