nut hugger
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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