Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
