I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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