Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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