Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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