maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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