it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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