Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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