I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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