I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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