sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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