I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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