if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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