I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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