I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
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you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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