Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
dude. I can hear the air.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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