i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
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I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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