My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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