Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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