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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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