Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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