But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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