Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
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I need to wash the frat house off of me
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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