Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
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Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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