is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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