You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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