Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
