Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Randomize
