Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
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Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm like, not good at living.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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