they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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