I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
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