Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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