how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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