Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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