Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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