This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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