Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry deseed hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(908): View more from New Jersey

Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong

Fav 3 2814 784
share tweet
(206): View more from Washington

I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner

Fav 2 3066 856
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(828): View more from North Carolina

my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.

Fav 14 5362 1046
share tweet
(716): View more from New York

On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar

(1-716): View more from New York

I think you broke the trashy scale

Fav 53 4519 2581
share tweet
(302): View more from Delaware

when are you leaving homes?

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51

(302): View more from Delaware

I had a sex dream about Oprah.

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

go back to sleep

(302): View more from Delaware

dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.

Fav 16 1739 5761
share tweet
(801): View more from Utah

Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now

Fav 17 3815 1431
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(260): View more from Indiana

I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me

Fav 6 1080 3168
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(206): View more from Washington

Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...

Fav 4 284 164
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(704): View more from North Carolina

All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...

Fav 0 6 30
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT