Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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