So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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