I just made out with a guy for $7.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
handjob tips. give me some.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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