I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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