let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
