Taylor Swift is so right about you.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.