This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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