We're like a lot better than the average bears
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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