the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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