Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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