whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
He has the fingertips of a God
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