Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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