I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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