i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize