carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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