They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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